Each morning I wake up to my Chinese ring-tone alarm from my cell phone at 5:15, which is actually 5:10 because my clock is five minutes fast as I believe it will make me early to things, but I know its five minutes fast and I take it into account whenever I check the time.  I start my normal routine and hop into the shower to close my eyes and basically fall back asleep for another half an hour or so.  By that time my partner has gotten out of bed or back from her morning run and woken our son up.  He’s nearly two years old and like a ninja in the morning.  He always sneaks into the bathroom while I’m in the shower tears open the curtain and shouts something about this Allysia person, who we’ve never seen but he always talks about, causing me to leap to near impalement on the shower head.  Best wake up call I’ve ever had.